Baptiste part II, section II.

Your exquisitely detailed exploits of the “Window A” experience, though in a sense deeply moving, are undermined somewhat by the utter lack of existence of said “Window A”. Your quixotic struggles with “Window B”, though stirring, share a similar hollowish ring, given its similar non-existence. The “Window C” trials you’ve mentioned seem to lose some of their moral grandeur given the fact that they never, in fact, happened at all.

We won’t mention your so-called travails with the highly controversial “Window D”, a window no one has been able to actually locate, despite many attempts.

Your heroic, “almost godlike” forays at these many “windows” certainly shake the spirit, or would, had they ever, in fact, transpired. Even the nearly blinding luster of one’s savagely moral “Window Q” odyssey limpens in the light of its not ever even remotely having occurred in any way whatsoever.

But other than that, a job well done, Mr. Baptiste. We are all quite _______’d.

Baptiste part II, section I.

Rumor has it that you’ve been doing a great—-very great—perhaps too great——deal of reporting  to a certain “Window A”.  Well, there is in fact no “Window A”, Mr. B.   Nor is there a “Window B”.  Equally absent from the known world are  “Windows C, D, & even E”.   And if there were a “Window F”, surely we would know of it, and surely we do not.

Oh, once, at one time, there was a “Window G”, but this time has long since passed;  and never, not ever, were you noticed in its environs.  You were occupied, instead, reporting to this so-called “Window A”, a window that does not exist, nor has it ever, except for that one time.  And during that one time, you were no doubt reporting to the likes of “Window Q”, or some such.

If, perhaps, you, Mr. Baptiste, could spend more time reporting to “windows” which actually exist  (though, in fact, there are no such “windows”), well.  Perhaps, then, _________.

Mr. Baptiste V.

We have noticed, of late, that you have strayed far——very far——-very, very far——from the “Official Version”. Yes, in our opinion. You have strayed far, Mr. Baptiste. Very far. Very, very far. Some have whispered “too far”. Do you, in fact, even remember what the “Official Version” is, Mr. Baptiste?

Perhaps you ought to, well, “reacquaint yourself”. Just to maintain some “connection”. Yes, perhaps you might engage in such “Official” activities as “talking about things”, rather than, say, _________. Because _____________, and the whole realm of ______________, would be quite some distance from the “Official Version”. A very great distance indeed. Very, very great. Do you, in fact, even remember what the “Official Version” is, Mr. Baptiste?

There may come a time, Mr. Baptiste. There may indeed. What then, Mr. Baptiste? What then, indeed? Do you, in fact, even remember what the “Official Version” is, Mr. Baptiste?

Mr. Baptiste IV.

It’s a little bit funny. Wouldn’t you say? What is one to make of things? And more to the point, what exactly is one to make of ________? It’s a little bit funny.

There once was a time, Mr. Baptiste. Coincidence? There are such things. It exists. Even—perhaps especially—in your very own regular-sized. There are certain things in the world. It is essential that you understand this. For example, ___________. But this is only the beginning.

Yes, Mr. Baptiste, there are certain things…….and certain other things. There once was a time. In which. In which. Certain things. By God, eh, Mr. Baptiste?

Yes, there are certain things……..and—-perhaps especially—–certain other things. Things that do not, in fact, ____________. But these are exactly the kinds of things!! These are the kinds of things, exactly!!

I’m sure you know in your heart—and even —-perhaps especially—your “______”—–there has been no mistake, Mr. Baptiste. But then again, maybe not.

Mr. Baptiste III.

You look good to me. In a decade and no less—yes, “In”—in a decade and no less you’ve been fixated upon the so-called “_______”. You have been living in your very own regular-sized. You are, as they say, ______. For some time now.

Let me explain. For some time now you have been “a man donning his shirt”. In your very own regular-sized. Let me explain. You are currently surrounded.

Perhaps you do not understand. In—–yes, “In”——in a decade and no less you have been, as they say, ______________. Let me explain. You are, as they say, currently surrounded. For some time now. And, of course, _________.

Mr. Baptiste II.

Your entire life has been leading up to this moment. Coincidence? You might want to take a look around you, right now, to verify. Yes, this is real, Mr. Baptiste. It is the most current moment in all history. You need take only one quick look to verify. It’s real.

This is what you’ve been waiting for, all your life. Perhaps you had suspected at some point. Just take a look around you. Coincidence?

You may have noticed that things are slightly __________. Or nearly so. It has all been leading up to this, Mr. Baptiste, to this very moment, the most current—and, I’m afraid, the most __________–in all history, even including that one time.

Coincidence? No, Mr. Baptiste, this is something “a little bit different”. This is ____________. Just one quick look will verify it.

Mr. Baptiste I.

You have been selected as one of the Participants. We know something about you. You are unafraid to use the word “_____” although at times there is a telling hesitation, almost as if __________. You know the rules cold, and are affable enough, but some consider you a bit ____________. You are not completely, although at times. It has been whispered. Just imagine what it would be like, in your very own regular-sized. I wonder if you can.

Let me put it this way: it is Urgent that you respond, although to respond “incorrectly” would be, to say the least, __________. We know something about you. Almost as if. There is no reason to panic. Things are fine, although at times.

You are being _________ed right at this very moment, Mr. Baptiste, by something that you might not have ever thought existed, although at times. It is Urgent. Perhaps you are beginning to remember. Perhaps, even, __________.

This is no hoax, Mr. Baptiste. You have earned this, in all its _________. You will be seeing something very soon. To disregard it would be __________. If you know what I mean.

Hog Hopes.

Daylight is another scene altogether.

Mt. Fuji, a glorious weekend of pleasure-filled moments,

The hand-in-hand stroll from a sunrise session in San Francisco,

{Quite a commute!}:

The conjurer of false hog hopes.

A sense of _____, only just found,

That could be taking place anywhere again.

A big moment of truth with no letdown.

You can fake through it if you want to,

It’s your choice.

To some of us, it’s within. Yet still we need help.

We’ve caught similar sermons before,

Believed them, too.

There’s no stuttering.

_____ is no come-on.It is so real, we know it now.

So what of real hog hopes?

Where are the conjurers of these,

What kind of commutes do they take.

Where are they. Where are they.

And what of real hog hopes.

What of them?

What of real hog hopes.