Dear Mr. Baptiste:
1. Why do you keep reporting to “Window A” when in fact there is no such “window”, save possibly for that one time?
2. Why do you ignore “Window B” , when its non-existence clearly matches, if not exceeds, that of “Window A”?
3. Why did you report to the likes of “Window Q”, or some such, during that all too brief “window” of opportunity when “Window A” actually existed, supposedly?
4. Why do none of these “windows” exist, why do people claim that they do, and why do you keep reporting to them?
5. What of “Window C”? Why not report there (if you do not)? If you do, why do you?
6. How exactly did events transpire with the so-called “Window Q”? Some whisper that there is not, nor ever has been, even {or especially} that one time, such a “window”, and that you were merely avoiding at all costs the brief “window” of opportunity, if same existed (which it did not), of reporting to “Window A” when it actually existed (which it did not).
7. Why the hell do you keep reporting to “Window A”??