Your entire life has been leading up to this moment. Coincidence? You might want to take a look around you, right now, to verify. Yes, this is real, Mr. Baptiste. It is the most current moment in all history. You need take only one quick look to verify. It’s real.
This is what you’ve been waiting for, all your life. Perhaps you had suspected at some point. Just take a look around you. Coincidence?
You may have noticed that things are slightly __________. Or nearly so. It has all been leading up to this, Mr. Baptiste, to this very moment, the most current—and, I’m afraid, the most __________–in all history, even including that one time.
Coincidence? No, Mr. Baptiste, this is something “a little bit different”. This is ____________. Just one quick look will verify it.